GIRLFRIEND

Compared to my pastimes your hobbies
Seem less complicated, although I can’t imagine
What else they could be,
Ruled by desires undiscovered by mine,
And moved by music less tuneful,
And books with pictures,
And films with flash edits,
And others arts charged by crayons or
Pencils or pastels or painted by numbers.
But what could I have expected when my
Heart was captured by a backwater
Woman like you;
So I’ll revel in your body,
And buy you the lingerie I like
For your birthday.