HERE.

Do something inappropriate today,
Like kissing your optician
As he leans over you,
Or tempting your dentist
With more than a smile,
Or returning the world to flora
In the least bit of garden.
Or use a hose pipe ban
To justify intemperance,
Or be damned good
To damaged goods,
Or worship the ground they walk on,
As they walk on,
Or guess how attracted you have to be
To still be attractive to me,
Or wonder why it’s a pity that the
Rest of you is not as pretty as your titties,
Or be here for the sake of someone else’s health,
Or have a fat back story and be all the leaner for it
And a rum away from jumping...
Or praise the government..
Or praise the government?
Or be ironic for a minute when
There’s no one to second guess you,
Or raise your titanic arse
Out of bed for a piss
And realise that you
Should have practised.