LAWYERS

When I talk about our compatibility
You accuse me of nattering,
So let me compare us
More quietly:

You’ve got more faults than a fracture,
And your meter is inaccurate,
And you’re tearing us apart
Every night,

Whilst my emergency services have resigned
And been replaced by a force less inclined
To pick up the pieces
Dispersed,

And with one double bed replaced by two singles,
And a number of flaws intermingled,
They’re waiting to see
Who’ll crack first.